The Reason For Bemorte Report

After the premiere week of The Bemorte Report, we want to focus on the rationale of why the Report is useful and why you should read it.

In most conversations with friends, there is usually one to two things that are discussed that have to do with something new (hence news). With some friends it's a conversation about sports. With others it's about cool gadgets. Music, T.V., and politics; these topics we all have conversations about are fun, important, outrageous, and relevant. And the best topical conversations are almost always about something that is fun to make fun of and relatively short.

The Bemorte Report wants to bring you the best and most interesting of the topics that you'll later turn into those good conversations you have with your friends. Every weekday the Report will give you two to three stories that are short, relevant, and a little bit funny. On the weekend, the Report will bring you one to three features, where we will examine a particular topic in more depth.

In a world where most news sources are way too long or way too dry or just not very interesting, we at the Bemorte Report will strive to be short, to the point, down to earth, funny, and relevant to those little conversations you have with your friends.



(P.S. If you like our blog, one of those conversations with your friends should be about how awesome our blog is and how everyone should check it out.)