Later today, NASA will announce that it has discovered a new life form outside of anything ever seen before. But the alien life wasn't found in some awesome obscure part of the galaxy. An Arsenic based bacteria was discovered at a lake in California by NASA, and it doesn't share any of the basic building blocks that all other life in the universe has.
With the Obama administration cutting funding for space exploration and re-purposing NASA for "Muslim Outreach", it's not surprising that NASA found this discovery in the poisonous Mono Lake, California. One wonders if one of the bored technicians just started using the labs to look at stuff they found in their backyard.
NASA will hold a press conference at 2PM today to hash out the details of the find. Until then, everyone feel free to realize this is the plot of the 1990's movie flop, "Evolotion"
I really liked Evolution. David Duchuvany Rules!
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